Shrek is a character who LOVES cheesecake, he eats nothing but CHEESECAKE every day.
If he loves cheesecake so much, he should go and marry it!
Shrek is very lazy and he doesn't want to do anything at all except eat cheesecakes. He sits on the toilet all day because of the amount of cheesecakes he's eating and farts a lot!
"Oh Donkey!"
"Cover me in cheese, donkey!"
"Cheesecake is my god!"
"Donkey, lay one hand on my cheesecake and you're done for."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a little donkey."
He loves calling his friends donkey; that's the only thing he refers to them as!
Shrek would eat Donkey.